I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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