next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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