i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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