So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You were trust falling into bushes
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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