Too much gin, very little bucket
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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