is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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