I should be sponsored by Trojan
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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