There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
