Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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