Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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