who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
