I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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