i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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