Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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