Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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