I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Text me some of your sweat
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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