Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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