I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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