worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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