Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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