Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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