How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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