Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You may now shotgun with the bride
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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