..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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