at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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