This girl is more easily done than said...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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