Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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