wat bout pragnant strippers??
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
even my farts smell like vagina
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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