NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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