Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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