We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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