walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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