found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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