Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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