chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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