How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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