ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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