So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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