I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
