well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
