Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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