ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We got so high we made milksteak
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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