you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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