I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Drake has all the answers
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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