So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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