The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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