Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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