And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
