...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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