Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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