I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I forget how to act sober
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