remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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