it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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