i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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