just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it's great music for shaving your balls
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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