I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You can't just leave with hair like that
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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