what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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